Den McHenry

Action Movie One Liners

When you're the hero of an action movie, you're going to find yourself killing — or at least subduing — people in increasingly novel ways. And you can't do that unless you find a clever way to punctuate it.

So what should you say if you ever have to stab a bad guy in the throat with a paper clip?

I'm glad you asked, because I've compiled a list.

7 Things to Say in an Action Movie when Offing a Guy with a Paper Clip to the Throat

  1. “Get clipped!”
  2. “Don't get bent out of shape.”
  3. “Keep it together.”
  4. Johnny Carson voice. “Uh, I believe we have a clip. Is that right?”
  5. Back to basics: “Get bent!”
  6. “Don't get too attached.”
  7. “Didn't you get the memo?”

Special Bonus Zinger: If the bad guy works for the IT department

Please keep this list in mind, and don't embarrass yourself by trying to improvise.

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